Okay, its Friday night and you’re out with the guys. You leave your somewhat girlfriend behind because hey……after all it is Friday. So, after a few rounds at the bar and nothing too exciting is happening all of you end up at the local strip club. There’s Candy, Blaze, Diamond, and Fire and they all look hot.

DJ announces its 2 for 1 lap dances so you’re ready. Diamond and Fire approach you and you pass them up because Candy is just looking super hot tonight. So, one lap dance turns into 10 and you’re at your house now. She’s rocking in bed and she’s hot! One night turns into 3 weeks and before you know it you’re dating a stripper and love it!

So, if this is the case, Do NOT take her to a nice restaurant or any family events and absolutely NOTHING LOCAL.  Because when she goes to a nice place she wears the same things she wears at work!! Think about it..

I accidently made that mistake and took a stripper to Ruths Chris steakhouse with some friends. Everyone there is dressed up in clean cut clothes and here we come in. Me in slacks and a tie, and then a hustler centerfold look alike walks in.. lets just say the whole place got quiet and I looked like a male Pimp.

DUDE. here’s what you do! LIVE IT UP! DONT FALL IN LOVE ! IT AINT REAL! You have a hot piece of arm candy. She’s probably dumb as rocks, but its a good fun couple of months. Chances are she’s dated a million dudes,  gets bored quick, and your penis is half of what she’s had before. But hey she’s a stripper. So, to keep this going and have fun for a while and keep it for the record books and to be able to brag to your friends about..

Use HER slutty good looks to  your advantage. Make her order food, drinks, etc. You just stand there…..I bet you will get all things for free and you save money and you look like you have a hot girl on check.  She knows how to work it so its a guarantee.

So don’t fall in love.  3 months she’s leaving you anyways…….so the ticket is to leave her first. That will keep her hooked and coming back way later on….also, she’ll never know the truth about the lies you told her.

So if you ever get lucky enough for this make sure to live it up and fill The DK report in with details.