Trade In Material?
Take a look at this pic! Botox Yes or No? TheDK Report definitely says “ HELL YA!” Terri Hatcher is old, but not THAT old! Look at her, she looks like my grandma I was forced to kiss goodbye when I was five! Don’t ever date them long enough to let them look like this! If you get married, sorry bud but your done!
Make sure you stick to the TheDKreport trademark! Identify if they are TRADE IN MATERIAL! To make it short, girls get worse as they get older. Wrinkles, freshman 20 pounds, and bags under their eyes. Us guys get more attractive and distinguished. Just compare, Terry Hatcher at 45, Cameron Diaz is not what she looked like on the Mask. Now Clooney is 4 years older than Terry and 11 years older than Cameron. Every girl thinks Clooney’s a stud and Terry…. I wouldn’t turn my head if she was walking down the street.
So, when out on the prowl make sure you check id! Two reasons, you don’t want them to be under 18 and go to jail as a pervert and if there nearing 26, its almost time to trade her in!
TheDKreport TIP: Let a girl know that they are close to be traded in for a 21 year old. It breaks them down and subconsciously makes them try to chase you at their old age! Works every time!
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3 Responses
In regards to your last statement: Is that why you’re 29 and still single? And by single, I mean not by your choice nor even close to being responsible or adult enough to have a semi-successful relationship.
Posted on August 16th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
I think you are beautiful and very sexy!!Piss on your critics see what they look like at your age
I`m proud of you for posting your natural beauty thank you!
Posted on August 20th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Finally someone says what we have all been thikin.. Guys getter better and girls just need to be recycled.
Posted on August 24th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
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