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Archive for July, 2011
One-Liners
On July - 31 - 2011
I’m Seamus O’Toole. I’m Bobby O’Shea. I’m here to get drunk!
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My Future Wife/Ex-Wife!!
On July - 29 - 2011
So my future wife and one day future ex-wife, 22-year-old BILLION-heiress Petra Ecclestone, just bought Candy Spelling’s mansion for $85 million. She wants to make it clear that she is not spoiled, she is just privileged. I agree with her, so back off my soon to be WIFE!!!
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Keep In Your Car!
On July - 29 - 2011
Here are certain things all guys should keep in their car. You never know where the day or night might take you. A sudden call to go to a bar, a date, and even a quick road trip. Here are a few items that you should make sure you have ready.
Always keep a small bathroom bag that contains a toothbrush, tooth paste, deodorant and mouth wash. It’s not like these things take up a lot of space. You can keep them in your trunk or glove box. These are always good to have. If you’re out late drinking you might be borderline about driving. Brush your teeth and use the mouth wash. If you met a hot girls and your going to her place or yours use it!!!. Just getting off work and want to go out and not stop home then you can have fresh breath. The last thing a girl wants is for you to walk over and say hi, and your breath smells like ass.
Cologne you should always have. Keep it in your side door panel or gloves boxes you have. This will also help after drinking so you and your car won’t smell bad. Plus you always want to keep your self smelling fresh especially during the summer when its hot outside.
Jeans and a nice button shirt. Fold them as nice as you can, keep them in a small bag with the rest of your items or on their own. During summer time I would recommend keeping shorts also with you that will match the shirt. You never know where the night is going to take you or where you might end up in the morning.
Without keeping these items in your car this will limit you on having fun or cost you money constantly having to buy new things. So the next time a girl says come over to my place tonight or your friends say after work were getting in the car and rolling to Vegas your ready!
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Best way to pick her up!
On July - 29 - 2011
Buy her a DRINK!
Don’t use the offer as your icebreaker, which is like a canned pickup line that shows you supplicating to her. Instead, make the offer once she’s shown some interest. If you know the bartender and can trust him/her to be a good envoy, you could send your target a drink through the bartender, with the message that you would like her to come join you.
The DK twist: Boldly ask her to buy you a drink in a joking manner. “I’ve been sitting here wondering what a guy has to do to get a pretty girl to buy him a drink.” This is unexpected and funny, which makes it a better icebreaker.
What works also is bottle service! Women seem to flock to men who order bottles — it indicates money and you will take care of her. Plus, plus your not asking, your attracting her!!!
DKreport Success rate: 3 out of 5
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I got Megganed!
On July - 29 - 2011
How many girls have you asked out this summer? If you’re a normal guy, probably one thousand. So the real question is how many of them “actually” said yes? Chances are you received many different answers.
Most of the time when a girl responds to an invitation, you can figure it out. You’ll get something like, “I’ve been busy,” or “I can’t I’m washing my hair.” These obviously mean KEEP MOVING PAL. If she likes you, a response should be something like this… “ Sounds like fun, I’ll let you know when I’m free,” or “ I’m busy but you can come with me to where I’m going.”
Those are cut and dry, but sometimes you a get a gal that’s a pro! She probably digs you or thinks your cute, but wants to make you work for it and earn her time!Or She will say things that make you THINK you have her but she said no, and you don’t even k now it. You were .TURNED YOU DOWN NICELY! Bam! You have just been MEGGANED!
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