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Archive for September, 2011

Full Coverage!!!!!

Posted by The K On September - 30 - 2011

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You think your insurance is expensive? Be grateful! The well known Holly Madison took out a 1 million dollar insurance policy on her boobs! The K says its worth it!

Check it out on MSN.

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I Have Boobs Now!

Posted by The D On September - 29 - 2011

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Nicole Richie Grew Boobs!!!

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Cheap Shot???

Posted by The D On September - 28 - 2011

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Living The Dream

Posted by The D On September - 28 - 2011

suelyn medeiros TMZ

Thank you TMZ

Suelyn Medeiros — the Brazilian model who actually DEFEATED Bar Refaeli in a muddy bikini contest — went to Vegas this week … and yeah … this happened.

TMZ Story

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How2 Hottie: Waking Up Your Hot Girlfriend

Posted by The D On September - 28 - 2011

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“The Vick”

Posted by The D On September - 27 - 2011

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It finally all makes sense!! I have been wondering why the “K” comes into the office with a shirt and a tie, then stands up from behind his desk and is wearing jeans and sandals.  He’s pulling a “Vick”.  The only difference between the two of them is; one is an athlete that makes millions and the other one isn’t.  

Cant hate on it, I pull the “Vick” when I  drive naked but I make sure to keep a shirt on so know one can tell!!

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“Meggan Rule” On The Rise

Posted by The D On September - 27 - 2011

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More and more men are falling victims to the “Meggan Rule” have you?

For those of you who aren’t exactly sure what the “Meggan Rule” is, here is a quick example.

Guy1: So I had a lot of fun meeting you tonight, we should go out sometime.

“Meggan”: Yea, I had a really great time also, that would be AMAZING!! (Is always to busy when you call, but still acts interested)

OUCH!!!

Guy2: WOW, you like football, we should go watch the game next week.

“Meggan”: Totally, that  sounds like a lot of fun. I usually volunteer Sundays but maybe if I can call you when im free(Never calls you, but is nice to you if you call her)

So in general, you always think you have a chance with these girls. When a girl rejects you in a nice way, but deep down they really are trying to be nice instead of saying what they should  say like;  Hell no I don’t want to go out with you or yea I have to wash my hair I cant watch football with you.

We all know these types of girls that are super nice and just don’t want to let you down.  So think about it, have you told yourself that you met a cool chick that was nice and seemed into  you and your going to hang out, or were you just “MEGGANED”

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Lose 10lbs Fast!

Posted by The D On September - 25 - 2011
If you want a girl like this...

If you want a girl like this...

Then you better get ripped

Then you better get ripped

2 weeks! Drop 10 pounds!

This is not for everyone and if you pass out and die that’s on you. See your doctor or do your homework before trying this.. It worked for me and I am still alive!!!

It’s not too late to enjoy this summer at the beach! Every guy wants the hot gal with a rockin body at the beach! Well fellas, the girls want the same. Make sure you’re prepared before you take off your shirt!

Get on a diet, get a tan, and lift some weights! With the
DKreport diet program you can lose 10 pounds in two weeks and look decent enough to work the beach scene!

Ingredients you will need for breakfast and lunch:
Lemon Detox Diet

Water
Cayenne Pepper
Maple Syrup
Lemons

Early Dinner ( no later than 5:30 pm)
Light dinner salad. ONLY lettuce and no dressing. Only if it’s fat free! After week one grilled chicken breast. Keep the carbs and calories down!

Daily Exercise
30 minute jog a decent to fast pace

Every Other Day
200 – 400 crunches a
50 -150 push ups

This is not easy at all.. The first day is not bad but it gets worse. If you can make it a week and you see your self start to lose some pounds it helps. If you at work its not to bad cause if your busy time flys. When you come home that’s a bitch.. Just go to bed if you cant control the hunger!!

!!!Now are warning so we don’t get sued: We are not fitness experts or in the health field. If you’re to scared to try ask your doctor about it. If they tell you NO then stay fat. !!!

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Football, Sex & Food!

Posted by The D On September - 23 - 2011

Two days had passed since I iced my shoulder after another stellar performance for my college football team. That day with no ice packs in the freezer, I used a piece of steak just like an ice pack and relaxed.

 After a couple days, to help speed up the healing process I spun the rolodex and came out a Hot Blonde! Within 10 minutes, she was naked and things were going great!!!! A few minutes of missionary, ankles in the air, then the normal switch a roo. I kept it real for Snoop and got the bed rockin with some doggy style action, but then things started to take an unexpected turn!

Kim Kardashian Read The Rest

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DK Tip Of The Day

Posted by The D On September - 23 - 2011

“Dude she has a boyfriend” Yeah so? “Soccer has a goalie, doesn’t mean YOU can’t score”!

Sexy Soccer

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Just Friend’s?

Posted by The D
Jan-17-2012 I ADD COMMENTS

Dress to Impress

Posted by The K
Dec-15-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

“THAT” Guy At The GYM!

Posted by The K
Dec-8-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

#1 Place to Pick Up Chicks!

Posted by The K
Oct-20-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

5 Minute Clean!

Posted by The D
Oct-18-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

Are You Inspector Gadget!

Posted by The K
Oct-15-2011 I 2 COMMENTS

Psychotically Jealous?

Posted by The D
Oct-7-2011 I 2 COMMENTS

How to get married?

Posted by The K
Oct-2-2011 I 1 COMMENT

Lose 10lbs Fast!

Posted by The D
Sep-25-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

What Not To Buy Your GF

Posted by The D
Sep-17-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

Worst Pick Up Lines

Posted by The D
Sep-10-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

The Mens Bathroom

Posted by The D
Sep-3-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

The Cheating Ghost!

Posted by The K
Aug-24-2011 I 1 COMMENT

How To Get To Vegas

Posted by The D
Aug-19-2011 I 1 COMMENT

Your One Night Stand Chart

Posted by The K
Aug-18-2011 I 1 COMMENT

Listen to Hitch?

Posted by The K
Aug-3-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

Being a Batchelor

Posted by The D
Aug-3-2011 I ADD COMMENTS

Stare At Boob’s

Posted by The D
Aug-2-2011 I ADD COMMENTS