Ok, so this is a problem guys might run into once in a while or if your lucky a few times a week, depending on what your getting. You and your friends are going out for the night to let lose drink and see who you might meet. Well after having X amount of drinks and shots you find that right person, the one you have been waiting for all night. (more like the one that is giving you some type of attention.)  Well after using your best drunken game you get that girl to come home with you or you go to their place.

TheDkReport.com always recommends that you go to their place so you can make a smooth exit anytime you choose, plus they won’t know where you live!

After a crazy night of drunken wild sex with a stranger doing all types of positions that you can think of and let’s be honest guys, after some drinks we can last forever!!! It’s that passing out drunk or about to throw up that sometimes gets in the way.  Once done you finally pass out.

THE NEXT MORNING

Now this can sometimes be the awaked part. You both wake up smile and say something funny about last night. If you wake up and she is still hot like you remember, you try to sneak in a quick morning session before you have to give your excuse to leave right away. Once done with your morning quickie you let her know you had a great time but you need to get to work, if it’s Saturday a work meeting, or possibly a place where you volunteer at. Whatever lie that makes you sound good. Tell her that you should hang out again and you will call her next week, knowing deep down that you never will.  

 When things go horribly wrong, and you wake up to see your smokin hot perfect 10 but it turns out when you are sober she is not smokin hot and she went from a 10 to a 4. 

You don’t want to wake up and have another round, you just want to leave with what ever dignity you have left and leave FAST!! You keep your game face on as if she looks like the same person she did last night as you try not to throw up in your mouth about how she really looks. You start to think sh!t, did my buddies see me leave with her?? Where the hell am I? Who drove?

TheDkReport.com always insists that you keep a number to a taxi place safety stored in your phone for these situations.

If you are out her place you just say hey I hate to run so fast but I need to get to (Make up something) and be there in 40 min. She says she will take you let her know you just called a friend to pick you up, when you really called a taxi. Leave and never look back..

It gets even worse, you brought the 4 back to your place. You wake up with your fake smile look at the clock and say oh shit im late! Start moving franticly and grab clothes. This will make her think you have somewhere to be and she will start getting ready. Call a taxi so that they can pick her up, ask is she needs a ride and say its in the opposite direction you are going. If you live in an apartment complex walk her around it a few time so she cant remember what unit was yours.

This is another reason why you need a BAT PHONE,  you dont want all these one nighters to have your real contact info  and its an easy way to blow them off!!

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So everyone has gone through a break up before. Unless you married your very first girlfriend which is odd now a days. The one thing you don’t want to do if you were the one that got thrown to the curb is smother them.

The first few days might come as a shock and you start to stay strong, but all of a sudden you see something or go somewhere and you think of them. You hold it in soooo bad but ultimately you get weak and call, email, text or facebook them. It’s ok maybe if you write one thing cause you got weak but make sure its not a drunk one.

So you write them something nice and if you are good terms or maybe even bad terms they write you back. So you have made contact! Hopefully you leave it at that, but of course you don’t. You write something back again, then they write back being nice. Here is where the over kill starts to kick in. Then you write them, but before they can write back you write again and again and your overwhelming them with messages.

In your mind your trying to do what you can to save the relationship over texts or email, and your just putting your self in a position for more failure..

What you are doing is showing the other person that they made a good idea about breaking things off. Your doing over kill.. YOUR SMOTHERING!! Take the number out of your phone, take them off your email. You might know it all by heart but not seeing them on your phone or email will help.

The last thing you want to do is look pathetic. There is a reason it didn’t work out. Don’t be weak. Get out there and find another guy or girl to take your mind off it. Its really not that hard to find one. Time will heal all and before you know it your not even thinking of them!

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Here are certain things all guys should keep in their car. You never know where the day or night might take you. A sudden call to go to a bar, a date, and even a quick road trip. Here are a few items that you should make sure you have ready.

Always keep a small bathroom bag that contains a toothbrush, tooth paste, deodorant and mouth wash. It’s not like these things take up a lot of space. You can keep them in your trunk or glove box. These are always good to have. If you’re out late drinking you might be borderline about driving. Brush your teeth and use the mouth wash. If you met a hot girls and your going to her place or yours use it!!!. Just getting off work and want to go out and not stop home then you can have fresh breath. The last thing a girl wants is for you to walk over and say hi, and your breath smells like ass.

Cologne you should always have. Keep it in your side door panel or gloves boxes you have. This will also help after drinking so you and your car won’t smell bad. Plus you always want to keep your self smelling fresh especially during the summer when its hot outside.

Jeans and a nice button shirt. Fold them as nice as you can, keep them in a small bag with the rest of your items or on their own. During summer time I would recommend keeping shorts also with you that will match the shirt. You never know where the night is going to take you or where you might end up in the morning.

Without keeping these items in your car this will limit you on having fun or cost you money constantly having to buy new things. So the next time a girl says come over to my place tonight or your friends say after work were getting in the car and rolling to Vegas your ready!

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We have all been that guy that gets made fun of while driving around with your guys for being whooped! There are few simple rules that you can use to stay out of the spotlight and will also help you with your girl and more importantly being made fun of by your boys.

Attention is good, but too much keeps you less interesting and doesn’t keep them coming back! Follow these three rules and you’ll be fine.

1. Don’t ever answer the phone at the gym! If she can get you to answer at the gym, she knows she has you, and can get you anywhere. Plus you look like a duesche bag to everyone else talking to your girlfriend and not working out.

2. KEEP YOUR PLANS! If you’ve made plans with your buddies and already let your girl know, Do NOT whatsoever let her convince you to change them. Even its just playing basketball with the guys. If you do it once she will always try to do it. It also lets her know that you have a life besides being at her side. Plus flaking on friends makes you look like a P%$$y.

3. Out with the guys! Check in once before you leave and once before you go home! No need for a play by play with her all night! You don’t need to lie or hide things from your girl, (most of the times) but she is not your probation officer and remember your out to get a little space and have fun with the guys.

If your not sure what to do just think of one thing. What would the most interesting man in the world do??

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The  BAT Phone!

If you have game you already know what this is and for those that don’t…..well in my opinion , the bat phone is the ultimate key to success. 

Its simple, how many times have you been caught red handed. Your walk into your house and your wife, girlfriend, who ever it is screaming and on the phone with the girl you are bangin on the side. Next thing you know they’re best of friends and they both left you!

Be ahead of the curve. Get to any local cell phone shop and pay “cash”
for a pre paid cell phone. That way there is no trace to you!  And if she ever finds it….its easy……., “ya honey that s Mikes phone, he left it in my car the other day.”

One simple move like this will save you a fortune, girl, and even a marriage. Ask Tiger Woods. He would still be happily married, he could have saved a fortune with his soon to be ex wife, and still have his 3 iron.

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Michael Jordan made it cool for black men and Bruce Willis paved the way for white guys. When it comes to style, hair is not only the main thing on your head, but also the main thing on your mind, especially when your hair begins to disappear. If you’re losing your hair, where do you turn for good advice? Unfortunately, most of the information out there is from companies trying to sell you quick-fix solutions. Find out when it’s your time to take it all off and how to embrace your baldness with these five steps.

1- Assess the fallout damage
Be a detective, like Kojak, and know what hair loss clues to look for and what they mean.

* Have other people started to mention that you’re losing your hair?
* Are you shocked by how thin your hair looks in recent photos?
* When you get out of the shower and look in the mirror, can you see more skin than hair on your head?
* Do you notice that the top of your head gets sunburned along with your nose?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you’re losing your hair.

2- Accept that your hair has to go
If you begin losing your hair in your 20s or 30s, it can be devastating. As with a terminal illness, you’ll move through five stages.

Denial: “That must be some other dude in the mirror. He doesn’t look like me. I’m younger.”
Anger: “Why is this happening to me, a nice guy? That jerk-off Jake in accounting still has a full mane.”
Bargaining: “Please God, just let me keep my hair. I promise never to cheat on my girlfriend again.”
Depression: “Life as I know it has ended. Game over, man. I’ll never get laid again.”
Acceptance: “Could be worse. I still have two arms and two legs, and that most important appendage.”

Realize that in life, hair is a privilege, not a right.

3- Don’t cover up balding hair
If you’re contemplating artificial means of hiding, enhancing or covering your baldness, you may want to think twice about it. You’ll pay in more ways than one. Hair plugs, where hair is harvested from the side and back of your head and transplanted to the top, are expensive, painful and can permanently scar. Toupees and hairpieces aren’t cheap either, and they’re high maintenance. Plus, do you really want a girl running her hands through your “hair,” only to discover it isn’t your hair? Talk about a libido killer.

4- Shave your head

Be like Michael Jordan: It’s time to play ball, so just do it. Prepare yourself for the looks of amazement you’ll get from your girlfriend, family and friends. But you’ll be surprised by how many people genuinely compliment your new ‘do. Start with electric shears like the barber uses. Once you’ve sheared the heavy stuff, it’s time to close the deal. Lather up with shaving gel, which offers a closer, smoother shave than shaving cream. Use whichever razor brand you regularly buy for the best shaving results. Start at the top and shave down with the grain.

Watch what you’re doing in the back with a small hand mirror. Shaving your dome only takes a few minutes and you don’t need to do it every day (two to three times a week is sufficient). Keep in mind that growing a goatee or a beard can make you look like you’re compensating for your head. You’ll just appear insecure with your new look.

5- Maintain proper upkeep

From here on in, treat your head like your face. Just think of all the money you’ll save on haircuts and shampoo. Wash regularly with moisturizing soap (with aloe), instead of a harsh deodorant soap that can dry out the skin on your head. You’ll want to buy a quality color-free and fragrance-free moisturizer to apply after every wash. Make sure it’s noncomedogenic, which means it won’t clog pores. For the summer, find a moisturizer with an SPF of at least 15 to avoid sunburn on your head. Don’t forget you’ll need a warm hat in cold weather to maintain your body heat.

(Askmen.com)

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Here is Askmen.com Cologne Do’s and Don’t’s

COLOGNE DOS
Try before you buy
There is only one way to tell how a scent will actually smell, and it doesn’t involve scratching and sniffing a magazine or fragrance-laced piece of card stock from an overly aggressive sales girl at the perfume counter. A self-test on your skin is the single, surefire method for determining its reaction with your body chemistry. That’s why you should try before you buy. Then, wait a day before committing to reveal any potential allergic reactions and ensure the scent will last. If you need more help picking a cologne, we’re your resource.

Watch what you eat
Body chemistry is a key factor when considering the dos and don’ts of cologne. The problem: Chemistry isn’t consistent. One trip to the Indian buffet, a gorge-fest of fried chicken or throwing back a beer can make cologne smell stronger — and not in a good way. We love spicy, fatty man-food just as much as the next guy. So, if you’re going for gastronomic gold, let your scent sit this round out. As for date night, well, we shouldn’t have to tell you that the best you could hope for after a curry dinner is a goodnight handshake.

Reapply if you have dry skin
When it comes to cologne, knowing your skin type is mission critical. Oily complexions maintain scent longer, with fewer and less frequent applications. The additional moisture on the surface of the skin acts as a chemical activator (think of it as a consolation prize for those years spent as a pimple-ridden teenager). Drier skin, on the other hand, is just the opposite — it’s like a sponge soaking up that sweet scent. Go for an extra squirt and make sure to recharge for a night on the town.

Apply after a hot shower
Like most things in life, timing is everything. So, naturally, there is a prime time for applying fragrance — like after a hot shower or bath. The water temperature and steam assist in prying pores open, which in turn, sop up scent. They’re what keep you smelling fresh (or not) all day long. And while attempting to scent unshowered skin isn’t the worst cologne crime in the world, you do run the risk of instigating a nasty cover-up.

COLOGNE DON’TS
Douse
We all know that guy who has a perpetual trail of saturated scent you can smell from a mile away. It announces his coming and going in the most olfactorily offensive way possible — the classic case of foul play with a trigger-happy hand as the culprit. Instead of dousing (and needlessly wasting that precious liquid), spraying at the pulse points is a more effective way of application and, honestly, a cologne basic. A dab behind the ears, on the wrists and at the base of the throat — essentially, anywhere the blood vessels are close to the skin’s surface — is all you need to maximize your musk. And remember, when in doubt, less is more. No one likes to be assaulted with smell no matter how pleasant you think it is.

Use scented soaps
Cool rain and arctic blast may seem like the perfect pals for shower time. What’s the problem then? Strongly scented soaps and body washes can mix in unintended ways with any cologne applied afterward. At best, the soap smell will overpower any lighter fragrance making it seem as though the cologne is barely there. But more likely, the cool, clean scent of that manly mountain-mist body wash you’ve been using for years will alter the smell of the cologne you just dropped 80 bucks on. We’re not recommending you switch to some new-age fragrance-free brand. Just go for something lighter than normal.

Think one scent is enough
Despite the old advice of finding a signature scent and sticking to it, men must remember the importance of changing things up. This isn’t just for kicks — there is a method to the madness. As seasons change, cologne must follow suit. A full-bodied fragrance for mid-July doesn’t match the mood and can be overpowering. The opposite is true too: Lighter scents get lost in colder temperatures come winter time. But the solution isn’t to stock up on your favorite 50 colognes. Instead, opt for just two to complement the seasons. A citrusy scent for spring and summer should give way to woodsy, spicy selections in fall.

Wait around
Men have a bad habit of hoarding unopened cologne bottles for use at a later date. We tend to stockpile them as though they’d be useful in a nuclear attack. But colognes have a shelf-life: Three years to be exact. After that, the natural oils in the bottle lose their intensity and go rancid. The good news is that three years is a long time, so if it takes you longer than that to use up your stash, it just wasn’t mean to be. And don’t think that a pristine bottle fairs any better. This rule holds true for all colognes whether they’re still wrapped in plastic or on their last drop.

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Neil Sedaka’s 1962 hit “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” is not a pop song, it’s a statement of fact. Ending a relationship is never easy — there’s always hurt, frustration, upset, and general unpleasantness.

Think about it: It’s the last thing you’ll do as a couple, and if it’s horrible, it’ll be the first thing she’ll recall whenever she thinks about you.

5: To much to Drink: You never want to break up after having to much to drink. You think it will help take the edge off and make it easier but chances are your going to say things you regret or didn’t want her to really know.

4: Over text or email: Its so easy for us to text email or even or facebook. 5 people can read the same email or text break up and take the tone 5 different ways. At one point you liked this person so man up and do it face to face.

3:The Blind Side: Its never a good idea to take her out to dinner or a movie to warm her up then drop the news on her. There is no reason to butter her up first and give her the wrong signal. It just makes you look like an ass.

2: Avoiding: You stop calling and texting and just stop the contact. Your partner will get the hint at some point or maybe they will keep knocking on your door until the hear what you’re trying to say. Don’t avoid or hide behind the problem, it just cause more stress and problems for you.

1: Cheating: This is the worst thing you can do to get out of a relationship. Then you look like the biggest ass and word always gets around. You don’t want to be known as that guy and you sure as hell don’t want a girl to end it on you that way.

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Trade In Material?
Take a look at this pic! Botox Yes or No? TheDK Report definitely says “ HELL YA!” Terri Hatcher is old, but not THAT old! Look at her, she looks like my grandma I was forced to kiss goodbye when I was five! Don’t ever date them long enough to let them look like this! If you get married, sorry bud but your done!
Make sure you stick to the TheDKreport trademark! Identify if they are TRADE IN MATERIAL! To make it short, girls get worse as they get older. Wrinkles, freshman 20 pounds, and bags under their eyes. Us guys get more attractive and distinguished. Just compare, Terry Hatcher at 45, Cameron Diaz is not what she looked like on the Mask. Now Clooney is 4 years older than Terry and 11 years older than Cameron. Every girl thinks Clooney’s a stud and Terry…. I wouldn’t turn my head if she was walking down the street.
So, when out on the prowl make sure you check id! Two reasons, you don’t want them to be under 18 and go to jail as a pervert and if there nearing 26, its almost time to trade her in!
TheDKreport TIP: Let a girl know that they are close to be traded in for a 21 year old. It breaks them down and subconsciously makes them try to chase you at their old age! Works every time!

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Top Spot for Topless Beaches!

1. Anse du Gouverneur
St. Barts, French West Indies
“All the beaches in the French West Indies are top- optional and several are clothing- optional as well. There is no pressure from anyone to go topless or nude; the choice is entirely personal, and no one cares either way. A very European attitude.

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2. Black’s Beach
San Diego, California
“One of the nation’s iconic nude beaches, San Diego’s majestically situated Black’s Beach – clothed, partially clothed, scantily clothed, unclothed, and all permutations thereof. This 2-miles stretch of soft sand lies at the base of 300-foot cliffs near University

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3. Clifton Beach
Cape Town, South Africa
“It is an exclusive residential area and is home to some of the most expensive real estate in South Africa, with dwellings nestled on cliffs that have sweeping views of the Atlantic Ocean. The area has a set of 4 beaches which are frequently used destinations for both locals and tourists.”

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4. Copacabana Beach
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
“Copacabana is also famous for its nightlife, in particular for the club HELP, a favorite of local hookers. Rows of restaurants and bars line the beach and locals dance on the streets doing Capoeira.
There are 63 hotels and 10 hostels in Copacabana so you won’t be short of Place to stay.

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5. La Voile Rouge
St. Tropez, France
the ultimate jet set spot of the French Riviera, located on one of the most beautiful gulfs in the Mediterranean, the infamous Gulf of St Tropez!
hosts the best beach in the south of France. In the summer the Mediterranean sparkles in the sun and people relax or pose on the beaches. For example, the topless beach.

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