The worst news a guy can get is when their girlfriend calls and says….”I’m late on my period.” So whats the next step? 9 out of 10 times she’s not pregnant, so you have pretty good odds that your in the clear. find out what to do

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Two days had passed since I iced my shoulder after another stellar performance for my college football team. That day with no ice packs in the freezer, I used a piece of steak just like an ice pack and relaxed.

 After a couple days, to help speed up the healing process I spun the rolodex and came out a Hot Blonde! Within 10 minutes, she was naked and things were going great!!!! A few minutes of missionary, ankles in the air, then the normal switch a roo. I kept it real for Snoop and got the bed rockin with some doggy style action, but then things started to take an unexpected turn!

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The economy is tough right now! Unemployment is up and this generation is the first that is going to live less of a standard of living than the one before! Don’t quote me, but I don’t think that has ever happened in America. 

If your one of those people who lost their job, lost their wife, and their hair, all because you lost your MONEY here is what you do! Think of what you like ( anything ).Put a business plan together and at the end just add HOT GIRLS TO IT! That’s how a mediocre business idea can turn from rags to riches!  read on

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While Charlie Sheen put “WINNING” on the map and Hugh Hefner scored his two sisters, Mike the “Situation” from the Jersey Shore brought this  to another level! That’s right folks! “TWINNING!” Although his outcome wasn’t exactly what he expected, his mindset was right on target! Check out the Jersey Shore to get an idea of what we are talking about! The DK Report Tip: Twinning “is” Winning!!!
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The DkReport.com took their kind of annual GTC (Good Time Crew) trip to Las Vegas and of course came back with some stories.

This year’s theme was to make sure that “The K” didn’t get arrested.

After being up for more then 24 hours we decided to go back to the room for a 30 min power nap around 10:30am Saturday. About an hour later our phone rings and Big Dog say’s yes i know him and hangs up. Well it just so happens “The K” isn’t so much of a sleep walker as he is a drunk walker. its still uncertain why, he got up and where all he went, but “the K” managed to leave the room and fall a sleep in some one elses room, with out their consent! READ THE REST– FUNNY!!!

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Okay, its Friday night and you’re out with the guys. You leave your somewhat girlfriend behind because hey……after all it is Friday. So, after a few rounds at the bar and nothing too exciting is happening all of you end up at the local strip club. There’s Candy, Blaze, Diamond, and Fire and they all look hot.

DJ announces its 2 for 1 lap dances so you’re ready. Diamond and Fire approach you and you pass them up because Candy is just looking super hot tonight. So, one lap dance turns into 10 and you’re at your house now. She’s rocking in bed and she’s hot! One night turns into 3 weeks and before you know it you’re dating a stripper and love it!

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Like our first article about impaired judgment here is another that has to go down in our book of drunken times.

Being a professional Social Networker you go where the people are, THE BARS!!.. After a few hours at our second bar and meeting new people and joking around with our cocktail waitress we ask for our bill. It was only $12. It was happy hour but this cocktail waitress really hooked us up. Our bill should have been around $65, we do order doubles!! She was so nice and flirting with us we decided to give her a $30 tip..

After letting everyone know where to go to get drinks, and how cool this chick was for hooking us up, I start to realize something. We did buy a bottle of Vodka! We poured it in Diet Dr. Peppers and brought it into the bar with us. We also ordered a drink from the cocktail waitress. We were just filling up our drinks with what we brought in. The cocktail waitress was still cool and having fun with us.

So all in all I guess she deservers the $30 tip!

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Getting into the A list clubs.

Some people might say too much alcohol can impair your judgment, I say it makes your night a lot more interesting and gives you a story to write about.

After a long day of drinking and a short day of working we decide to head out to HOLLYWOOD!! The first spot we see is the Roosevelt Hotel. We enter the hotel and ask a worker what is going on tonight?

They tell us “Teddy’s a club connected to the hotel”. We ask where it is and they point to the front “but you won’t be able to get in” they said. Oh really!!!

We walk through the hotel trying to find the front and where teddy’s would be. I see the bar and head straight for it. As we approach the bar we see a massive bouncer standing there. As we get closer he walks away and turns his back to speak with someone, and we slip into the place. I look over to my friend with a fat grin and say “WERE IN” we walk to the tables and couches and I head straight for the bar, I quickly pull up a chair trying to establish myself like I been here for a while and before anyone notices we just snuck in. I led the way so I felt like the man getting us in a top club. I was like a kid on x-mas morning, my ego was big, I felt like this was going to be a crazy night, don’t forget I was drinking most of the day.

The bartender comes up and asks us what we want and it’s the usual, 2 vodka doubles with diet coke. I get my bill and its $50 bucks for 2 drinks. I guess you have to be an A lister to get in and afford this shit.

I ask the bartender so what’s going on tonight. He points right behind me and said Teddy’s is going off but you guys won’t be able to get in. Where the fucks are we then?? The Library Bar AKA the hotel lobby bar!!! The bouncer was just standing there talking to a friend and walked back over to his post.. He didn’t turn his back, we didn’t slip in and when it was all said and done WE COULNT GET IN. If your not on the list or with an A lister you don’t have a chance..

We did have a lot of fun in the lobby with a bunch of other girls who couldn’t get in and were staying at the hotel and we saw a few celebrities.

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