Is She Psychotically Jealous?

So your girlfriend called you on it when you blatantly flirted with the cute blonde at the cash register. No biggie, right? A little jealousy is healthy, even cute. It shows she cares enough about you to feel a little threatened by an attractive woman.
Now, if she instead proceeded to open the egg carton, fire each one at you, scream accusations and tug at said blonde cashier’s hair for good measure, she might be a touch psychotic.

Driven to lunacy by her insecurity, the psychotically jealous woman will go to any length to force unreasonable faithfulness on you, so afraid is she of losing you. Never listening to reason, not even constant assurances that you only care about her, she overreacts to any suggestion of adulterous behavior you may show, real or imagined.

No man should put up with this kind of grief. If your woman exhibits the following traits, it’s time for a change.

No.10 – She gets angry when you look at other women

Here’s a little-known fact: Women get more jealous of the women they look at than the ones you do. So, even if your eyes don’t follow some stunner passing by, she’ll assume otherwise — and bitch about it.

No.9 – She doesn’t want you to go out with your buddies

Of course, she’ll assume you’re out womanizing with your pack of consummate lechers, or you’re being bombarded with sexual opportunities that you’re too weak or too unscrupulous to resist.

No.8 – She gets upset over rational actions

Every minute you’re with her is a minute you’re not possibly cavorting with other women, even if the time you’re not with her is spent on entirely innocent things, like visiting your mother or other relatives.

No.7 – She interrogates your friends

She undoubtedly has her network of spies, but she may not draw the line at subtlety and will start to ask your friends to “rat” on you. She has no problem breaching the sacred circle of male confidentiality to find out everything you’re not telling her. Basically, she’s convinced you’re lying to her and is desperately trying to expose you.

No.6 – She shows up at the bar/club you’re at with your friends

She may play it off as a coincidence, but she planned it all along. And now that she’s there, you two might as well spend the evening together. Better yet, why don’t you two just go home right now?

No.5 – She suspects you’re cheating with a colleague

Every time you work late, you’re cheating on her with a colleague; she’s pretty much convinced herself of that. So, she’ll occasionally surprise you at work to make sure you’re at your cubicle, or that your office door isn’t closed. She may be jealous of your colleagues and can’t stand the fact that attractive women work in the same building as you. If you have a new secretary or young pretty new recruit, expect an inquisition — every single night

No.4 – She makes a scene in public

No place, time or company is inappropriate for professing her jealousy. Be it in front of your family, friends or in public, the accusations will fly, loud and clear.

No.3 – She doesn’t want you to have single friends

A jealous woman is a control freak. For her, everyone you know is a potential threat to her sphere of influence — they can entice you away from her snares and corrupt your weak, innocent mind. And your single friends only exist to corrupt you.

No.2 – She accuses you of cheating on her every week

You’re guilty until proven innocent in her eyes. Even if you prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you’re totally faithful, and she apologizes for her suspicions, it will start all over again next week.

No.1 – She keeps tabs on you

If your relationship is eerily evocative of a private detective novel, you might be in the hands of a jealous nut. Telltale behaviors include the following: she calls you many times a day to see where you are, who you’re with and what you’re doing, possibly on the cell phone she bought you for that very purpose.

She checks your cell phone bill and call history for any suspicious numbers. She also periodically scans your internet search history and cached files for potential porn.

She checks traffic reports to see if you were actually stuck in traffic when you come home late. She rummages through your stuff when you’re not around, doing a lousy job of covering her tracks. This may also include your dirty laundry, which she combs for women’s perfume and/or lipstick, and telephone numbers.

Finally, she confronts you about the things she finds, or if there’s nothing incriminating, she’ll just keep looking.  (Askmen.com)

Ok, so this is a problem guys might run into once in a while or if your lucky a few times a week, depending on what your getting. You and your friends are going out for the night to let lose drink and see who you might meet. Well after having X amount of drinks and shots you find that right person, the one you have been waiting for all night. (more like the one that is giving you some type of attention.)  Well after using your best drunken game you get that girl to come home with you or you go to their place.

TheDkReport.com always recommends that you go to their place so you can make a smooth exit anytime you choose, plus they won’t know where you live!

After a crazy night of drunken wild sex with a stranger doing all types of positions that you can think of and let’s be honest guys, after some drinks we can last forever!!! It’s that passing out drunk or about to throw up that sometimes gets in the way.  Once done you finally pass out.

THE NEXT MORNING

Now this can sometimes be the awaked part. You both wake up smile and say something funny about last night. If you wake up and she is still hot like you remember, you try to sneak in a quick morning session before you have to give your excuse to leave right away. Once done with your morning quickie you let her know you had a great time but you need to get to work, if it’s Saturday a work meeting, or possibly a place where you volunteer at. Whatever lie that makes you sound good. Tell her that you should hang out again and you will call her next week, knowing deep down that you never will.  

 When things go horribly wrong, and you wake up to see your smokin hot perfect 10 but it turns out when you are sober she is not smokin hot and she went from a 10 to a 4. 

You don’t want to wake up and have another round, you just want to leave with what ever dignity you have left and leave FAST!! You keep your game face on as if she looks like the same person she did last night as you try not to throw up in your mouth about how she really looks. You start to think sh!t, did my buddies see me leave with her?? Where the hell am I? Who drove?

TheDkReport.com always insists that you keep a number to a taxi place safety stored in your phone for these situations.

If you are out her place you just say hey I hate to run so fast but I need to get to (Make up something) and be there in 40 min. She says she will take you let her know you just called a friend to pick you up, when you really called a taxi. Leave and never look back..

It gets even worse, you brought the 4 back to your place. You wake up with your fake smile look at the clock and say oh shit im late! Start moving franticly and grab clothes. This will make her think you have somewhere to be and she will start getting ready. Call a taxi so that they can pick her up, ask is she needs a ride and say its in the opposite direction you are going. If you live in an apartment complex walk her around it a few time so she cant remember what unit was yours.

This is another reason why you need a BAT PHONE,  you dont want all these one nighters to have your real contact info  and its an easy way to blow them off!!

Lil Wayne heads to jail in February in his New York gun case, just days after his next album comes out.

The rap star’s sentencing date is Feb. 9, set in a Manhattan state court Tuesday. The Grammy winner said nothing during his brief court appearance.

The New Orleans native pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. The charge stemmed from a 2007 traffic stop of his tour bus. His plea deal calls for a year in jail.

It was part of a plea deal, where the rapper would receive one year in jail, instead of a minimum 3 1/2 years that the charge usually carries.

Cash Money Records co-founder Birdman announced on his Twitter account last week that Lil Wayne’s next album, “Rebirth,” is due for release Feb. 1. (baltimoresun.com)

The full list of suspensions include:

• Diego Sanchez: Suspended 60 days with no contact for 60 days and must undergo a CT scan and be cleared by a doctor
• Frank Mir: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
• Cheick Kongo: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons 
• Jon Fitch: Suspended 60 days with no contact for 60 days for precautionary reasons but can be cleared early by a doctor
• Kenny Florian: Suspended 60 days with no contact for 45 days due to a cut but can be cleared early by a doctor
• Clay Guida: Suspended 180 days with no contact for 180 days due to a possible eye injury but can be cleared early by an ophthalmologist; regardless, suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons unless cleared early by a doctor
• Paul Buentello: Suspended indefinitely until ribs X-rayed and cleared by a doctor; regardless, suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons
• Alan Belcher: Suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons
• Wilson Gouveia: Suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons; can be cleared early by a doctor
• Matt Wiman: Suspended 180 days with no contact for 180 days due to a possible right injury but can be X-rayed and cleared early by a doctor; regardless, suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons
• Shane Nelson: Suspended 14 days with no contact for 14 days due to a cut but can be cleared early by a doctor
• Johny Hendricks: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
• Ricardo Funch: Suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons but can be cleared early by a doctor
• Rousimar Palhares: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
• Lucio Linhares: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
• DaMarques Johnson: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
• Edgar Garcia: Suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons but can be cleared early by a doctor
• Kevin Burns: Suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons