Ok, so this is a problem guys might run into once in a while or if your lucky a few times a week, depending on what your getting. You and your friends are going out for the night to let lose drink and see who you might meet. Well after having X amount of drinks and shots you find that right person, the one you have been waiting for all night. (more like the one that is giving you some type of attention.)  Well after using your best drunken game you get that girl to come home with you or you go to their place.

TheDkReport.com always recommends that you go to their place so you can make a smooth exit anytime you choose, plus they won’t know where you live!

After a crazy night of drunken wild sex with a stranger doing all types of positions that you can think of and let’s be honest guys, after some drinks we can last forever!!! It’s that passing out drunk or about to throw up that sometimes gets in the way.  Once done you finally pass out.

THE NEXT MORNING

Now this can sometimes be the awaked part. You both wake up smile and say something funny about last night. If you wake up and she is still hot like you remember, you try to sneak in a quick morning session before you have to give your excuse to leave right away. Once done with your morning quickie you let her know you had a great time but you need to get to work, if it’s Saturday a work meeting, or possibly a place where you volunteer at. Whatever lie that makes you sound good. Tell her that you should hang out again and you will call her next week, knowing deep down that you never will.  

 When things go horribly wrong, and you wake up to see your smokin hot perfect 10 but it turns out when you are sober she is not smokin hot and she went from a 10 to a 4. 

You don’t want to wake up and have another round, you just want to leave with what ever dignity you have left and leave FAST!! You keep your game face on as if she looks like the same person she did last night as you try not to throw up in your mouth about how she really looks. You start to think sh!t, did my buddies see me leave with her?? Where the hell am I? Who drove?

TheDkReport.com always insists that you keep a number to a taxi place safety stored in your phone for these situations.

If you are out her place you just say hey I hate to run so fast but I need to get to (Make up something) and be there in 40 min. She says she will take you let her know you just called a friend to pick you up, when you really called a taxi. Leave and never look back..

It gets even worse, you brought the 4 back to your place. You wake up with your fake smile look at the clock and say oh shit im late! Start moving franticly and grab clothes. This will make her think you have somewhere to be and she will start getting ready. Call a taxi so that they can pick her up, ask is she needs a ride and say its in the opposite direction you are going. If you live in an apartment complex walk her around it a few time so she cant remember what unit was yours.

This is another reason why you need a BAT PHONE,  you dont want all these one nighters to have your real contact info  and its an easy way to blow them off!!

The worst news a guy can get is when their girlfriend calls and says….”I’m late on my period.” So whats the next step? 9 out of 10 times she’s not pregnant, so you have pretty good odds that your in the clear.

Once a woman is late on her period, she panics. She can’t stop thinking about it and her mind starts playing tricks on her. Everyday that goes by she stresses more and more. When girls stress out, they can’t have their period. The absolute trick to get her to have her period is to get their mind off them not having their period.

The Plan

Once you get the call you must be prepared. Shortly after her saying “I’m late and scared,” wait on day and ask her to go out. Do not let her know where until she commits. Then you’re on your way to the nearest rollercoaster or theme park. This is a no brainer. Get her on a rollercoaster and her mind is somewhere else. If you get to Magic Mountain and she’s on the Viper……..she’ll be bleeding in no time! This is your best bet!

Another great place less direct but does the job….is a pier with carnival. A buccaneer type ride or even bumper cars will have her gushing. Then you’re  back in control and in the driver seat. You tell her this place sucks and off to the bar with your friends.

What’s your technique?

I think we need some text