Trade In Material?
Take a look at this pic! Botox Yes or No? TheDK Report definitely says “ HELL YA!” Terri Hatcher is old, but not THAT old! Look at her, she looks like my grandma I was forced to kiss goodbye when I was five! Don’t ever date them long enough to let them look like this! If you get married, sorry bud but your done!
Make sure you stick to the TheDKreport trademark! Identify if they are TRADE IN MATERIAL! To make it short, girls get worse as they get older. Wrinkles, freshman 20 pounds, and bags under their eyes. Us guys get more attractive and distinguished. Just compare, Terry Hatcher at 45, Cameron Diaz is not what she looked like on the Mask. Now Clooney is 4 years older than Terry and 11 years older than Cameron. Every girl thinks Clooney’s a stud and Terry…. I wouldn’t turn my head if she was walking down the street.
So, when out on the prowl make sure you check id! Two reasons, you don’t want them to be under 18 and go to jail as a pervert and if there nearing 26, its almost time to trade her in!
TheDKreport TIP: Let a girl know that they are close to be traded in for a 21 year old. It breaks them down and subconsciously makes them try to chase you at their old age! Works every time!

What does your place look like?
If your single then there aren’t any women over on a daily basis to clean up, do laundry, and disinfect around the place! Even if you are an organized guy, it can look like a Tornado hit it your place, trust me. A Friday night party can leave a mess for weeks!

Chances are you let the dishes pile in the sink, have a Mt. Rushmore of laundry on the floor and the smell of dirty socks you wore at your last game is your new incense! THEN to top it off, the ketchup from that $6 dollar burger from your 2am food run that got all over the place, is still dripping off the kitchen table.

The Problem. You ACTUALLY get a response from the text messages you sent out to all the girls you know and 3 chicks will be coming over within 10 minutes! That leaves you with five minutes to clean and five minutes to freshen up!

The solution! THE FIVE MINUTE CLEAN! As long as you have some Fabreeze, a wash clothe, vacuum, soap and sink, and oh yeah most important a super huge closet! Then your bachelor pad will again look like a 5 star Suite in know time!

Step 1. Put all the dirty dishes in the sink and fill it with soap and water. Let the soap fiz up and cover the dishes, while the sinks is filling with water you quickly wipe down the counters and kitchen is good.

Step2. You put all your dirty clothes in the laundry basket and put a towel on top of that. shove it all in your closet and spray febreeze. Anything that needs to be put away toss into the closet and make your bed.

Step3. Take the wash cloth and quickly wipe the 2 inch thick of dust off your tables and TV. A quick wipe down makes them look brand new.

Step4. Now depending on how much time you have you have to pick. Clean the bathroom or vacuum. If you have girls coming over they will use the bathroom. Guys look at your toilets and sink. Most girls might puke. Scrub the toilet and the rim, quickly wipe down the sink and as much of the mirror as you can. doesn’t have to be perfect but don’t leave stuff in the toilet!

Side note: As your walking from room to room spray air freshener and open all windows.

If you want the girls to come back then make it clean.

A truly gratuitous and bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggest that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, ogling at women’s breasts is equivalent to an intense exercise regime that can help prolong the lifespan of a man by five years.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” says according to Dr. Weatherby.

The research was conducted over a five-year span on 200 healthy men. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

So next time you tell your girl your off to the gym head to the strip club -TheD

We have all been that guy that gets made fun of while driving around with your guys for being whooped! There are few simple rules that you can use to stay out of the spotlight and will also help you with your girl and more importantly being made fun of by your boys.

Attention is good, but too much keeps you less interesting and doesn’t keep them coming back! Follow these three rules and you’ll be fine.

1. Don’t ever answer the phone at the gym! If she can get you to answer at the gym, she knows she has you, and can get you anywhere. Plus you look like a duesche bag to everyone else talking to your girlfriend and not working out.

2. KEEP YOUR PLANS! If you’ve made plans with your buddies and already let your girl know, Do NOT whatsoever let her convince you to change them. Even its just playing basketball with the guys. If you do it once she will always try to do it. It also lets her know that you have a life besides being at her side. Plus flaking on friends makes you look like a P%$$y.

3. Out with the guys! Check in once before you leave and once before you go home! No need for a play by play with her all night! You don’t need to lie or hide things from your girl, (most of the times) but she is not your probation officer and remember your out to get a little space and have fun with the guys.

If your not sure what to do just think of one thing. What would the most interesting man in the world do??

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Top Spot for Topless Beaches!

1. Anse du Gouverneur
St. Barts, French West Indies
“All the beaches in the French West Indies are top- optional and several are clothing- optional as well. There is no pressure from anyone to go topless or nude; the choice is entirely personal, and no one cares either way. A very European attitude.

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2. Black’s Beach
San Diego, California
“One of the nation’s iconic nude beaches, San Diego’s majestically situated Black’s Beach – clothed, partially clothed, scantily clothed, unclothed, and all permutations thereof. This 2-miles stretch of soft sand lies at the base of 300-foot cliffs near University

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3. Clifton Beach
Cape Town, South Africa
“It is an exclusive residential area and is home to some of the most expensive real estate in South Africa, with dwellings nestled on cliffs that have sweeping views of the Atlantic Ocean. The area has a set of 4 beaches which are frequently used destinations for both locals and tourists.”

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4. Copacabana Beach
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
“Copacabana is also famous for its nightlife, in particular for the club HELP, a favorite of local hookers. Rows of restaurants and bars line the beach and locals dance on the streets doing Capoeira.
There are 63 hotels and 10 hostels in Copacabana so you won’t be short of Place to stay.

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5. La Voile Rouge
St. Tropez, France
the ultimate jet set spot of the French Riviera, located on one of the most beautiful gulfs in the Mediterranean, the infamous Gulf of St Tropez!
hosts the best beach in the south of France. In the summer the Mediterranean sparkles in the sun and people relax or pose on the beaches. For example, the topless beach.

Here are certain things all guys should keep in their car. You never know where the day or night might take you. A sudden call to go to a bar, a date, and even a quick road trip. Here are a few items that you should make sure you have ready.

Always keep a small bathroom bag that contains a toothbrush, tooth paste, deodorant and mouth wash. It’s not like these things take up a lot of space. You can keep them in your trunk or glove box. These are always good to have. If you’re out late drinking you might be borderline about driving. Brush your teeth and use the mouth wash. If you met a hot girls and your going to her place or yours use it!!!. Just getting off work and want to go out and not stop home then you can have fresh breath. The last thing a girl wants is for you to walk over and say hi, and your breath smells like ass.

Cologne you should always have. Keep it in your side door panel or gloves boxes you have. This will also help after drinking so you and your car won’t smell bad. Plus you always want to keep your self smelling fresh especially during the summer when its hot outside.

Jeans and a nice button shirt. Fold them as nice as you can, keep them in a small bag with the rest of your items or on their own. During summer time I would recommend keeping shorts also with you that will match the shirt. You never know where the night is going to take you or where you might end up in the morning.

Without keeping these items in your car this will limit you on having fun or cost you money constantly having to buy new things. So the next time a girl says come over to my place tonight or your friends say after work were getting in the car and rolling to Vegas your ready!

Chances are good that you are not using one of the best tools in your sexual arsenal to its full potential. This secret weapon is your mouth. We’re not just talking about oral sex here, although you should be giving her oral pleasure on a regular basis if you want to be a good lover, and we’re going to go beyond kissing on the mouth in this article, which you should have mastered by now if you want to kiss her anywhere else.

Your mouth can be applied to various other parts of her body by kissing, licking, nibbling, biting, and sucking. Anywhere you touch her with your hands will most likely feel even better when stimulated by a warm, wet mouth. When it comes to kissing women, some of their favorite places are obvious, while others are frequently overlooked.

Ears
The ears are an often-neglected area of the body that can be the site of intense pleasure for her and using your mouth is the best way to stimulate them. Gentle nibbling on the earlobe is a reliable way to send shivers down her spine, but you should also try lightly brushing your lips against her ear, which will rouse the soft, fine hairs there creating waves of tingly pleasure.

Back of the neck
One of the easiest and most dependable ways to get her in the mood is to place your mouth on the back of her neck. This works especially well if you take her by surprise. When she’s at the sink doing dishes or working on the computer, approach her quietly from behind, sweep her hair off the back of her neck and kiss her there. She will soon forget her task and want more.

Face
There are few things more personal than kissing a woman on the face. Your warm, fuzzy feelings for her can be expressed by placing sweet, light kisses on her cheeks, forehead, jaw line, even her nose and closed eyelids. But don’t lick her face. Just don’t. It’s icky, not sexy. No biting either. Her face should be treated with tenderness and reverence.

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Hey guys, have you had a girlfriend and let your roster go? Well, if you have, I’m sorry that you did. …that’s your number one mistake..it will be a while until you build it back up.

The DK Report Tip: “never get rid of your insurance “ ( see article on insurnance)

Even the best of the best at building rosters will take a few weeks to get it going again. Just as the TheDKreport has given great advice in the past, here is the best way to get back in the game and have the Ultimate Dream Team of chicks by your side when you want them to be.

Remember guys, women are SOOOOO insecure. The hotter they are the more insecure they are. Use this and use it to your advantage….you need to start selecting your team. Think of your self as a General Manager for the Lakers, Dodgers, or any sports team that is successful. What do they do? They select based on talent and what they need at the time and are always looking for their Franchise player….i.e. Kobe Brynt.

Find the HOTTEST girl around. Make sure she’s out of your league so she knows that your not hitting on her. Then, become friends with her and get on her good side. Make sure your on every social network site and let others see you talking to her. Once this happens, your golden! This is now your Queen B!

The fact is Hot girls hang out with hot girls “and” the more your seen with and talking to hot girls….they all will follow!

Have you found your franchise player? Try it and let TheDKreport know how it worked out.

Michael Jordan made it cool for black men and Bruce Willis paved the way for white guys. When it comes to style, hair is not only the main thing on your head, but also the main thing on your mind, especially when your hair begins to disappear. If you’re losing your hair, where do you turn for good advice? Unfortunately, most of the information out there is from companies trying to sell you quick-fix solutions. Find out when it’s your time to take it all off and how to embrace your baldness with these five steps.

1- Assess the fallout damage
Be a detective, like Kojak, and know what hair loss clues to look for and what they mean.

* Have other people started to mention that you’re losing your hair?
* Are you shocked by how thin your hair looks in recent photos?
* When you get out of the shower and look in the mirror, can you see more skin than hair on your head?
* Do you notice that the top of your head gets sunburned along with your nose?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you’re losing your hair.

2- Accept that your hair has to go
If you begin losing your hair in your 20s or 30s, it can be devastating. As with a terminal illness, you’ll move through five stages.

Denial: “That must be some other dude in the mirror. He doesn’t look like me. I’m younger.”
Anger: “Why is this happening to me, a nice guy? That jerk-off Jake in accounting still has a full mane.”
Bargaining: “Please God, just let me keep my hair. I promise never to cheat on my girlfriend again.”
Depression: “Life as I know it has ended. Game over, man. I’ll never get laid again.”
Acceptance: “Could be worse. I still have two arms and two legs, and that most important appendage.”

Realize that in life, hair is a privilege, not a right.

3- Don’t cover up balding hair
If you’re contemplating artificial means of hiding, enhancing or covering your baldness, you may want to think twice about it. You’ll pay in more ways than one. Hair plugs, where hair is harvested from the side and back of your head and transplanted to the top, are expensive, painful and can permanently scar. Toupees and hairpieces aren’t cheap either, and they’re high maintenance. Plus, do you really want a girl running her hands through your “hair,” only to discover it isn’t your hair? Talk about a libido killer.

4- Shave your head

Be like Michael Jordan: It’s time to play ball, so just do it. Prepare yourself for the looks of amazement you’ll get from your girlfriend, family and friends. But you’ll be surprised by how many people genuinely compliment your new ‘do. Start with electric shears like the barber uses. Once you’ve sheared the heavy stuff, it’s time to close the deal. Lather up with shaving gel, which offers a closer, smoother shave than shaving cream. Use whichever razor brand you regularly buy for the best shaving results. Start at the top and shave down with the grain.

Watch what you’re doing in the back with a small hand mirror. Shaving your dome only takes a few minutes and you don’t need to do it every day (two to three times a week is sufficient). Keep in mind that growing a goatee or a beard can make you look like you’re compensating for your head. You’ll just appear insecure with your new look.

5- Maintain proper upkeep

From here on in, treat your head like your face. Just think of all the money you’ll save on haircuts and shampoo. Wash regularly with moisturizing soap (with aloe), instead of a harsh deodorant soap that can dry out the skin on your head. You’ll want to buy a quality color-free and fragrance-free moisturizer to apply after every wash. Make sure it’s noncomedogenic, which means it won’t clog pores. For the summer, find a moisturizer with an SPF of at least 15 to avoid sunburn on your head. Don’t forget you’ll need a warm hat in cold weather to maintain your body heat.

(Askmen.com)