Whether you live in a million dollar high rise or have a 500 square ft. studio, there are a few things that are essential to have in your bachelor pad. Here are a few quick must haves and why! Stay true to these so you are always ready!!!!! Click here for 3 DK Batchelor Tips

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DUI CLASS!!!!
This is awesome! Here are 3 reasons why its best to pick up in this class!

3rd Best Reason: You are not allowed to tell anyone you know each other!
2nd Best Reason: She can’t judge you because she has no license either!!
1st Best Reason: You know she drinks, so you are sure to get laid!
Look above. They may “look” innocent but there all drunks!

Now All you have to do is get a DUI! haha!

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What does your place look like?
If your single then there aren’t any women over on a daily basis to clean up, do laundry, and disinfect around the place! Even if you are an organized guy, it can look like a Tornado hit it your place, trust me. A Friday night party can leave a mess for weeks!

Chances are you let the dishes pile in the sink, have a Mt. Rushmore of laundry on the floor and the smell of dirty socks you wore at your last game is your new incense! THEN to top it off, the ketchup from that $6 dollar burger from your 2am food run that got all over the place, is still dripping off the kitchen table.

The Problem. You ACTUALLY get a response from the text messages you sent out to all the girls you know and 3 chicks will be coming over within 10 minutes! That leaves you with five minutes to clean and five minutes to freshen up!

The solution! THE FIVE MINUTE CLEAN! As long as you have some Fabreeze, a wash clothe, vacuum, soap and sink, and oh yeah most important a super huge closet! Then your bachelor pad will again look like a 5 star Suite in know time! Read The 5 Steps

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  Make sure your stash of condoms, sex toys, and secret Blue Pills is securely hidden!

TheDKreport.com  recommends at least arms length away from the bed! This rule is very helpful! Especially when your about to do the deed. You can seamlessly slap a condom on with out breaking stride. 

It ALSO, prevents funny moments when girls find them in your living room and ask you what these blue pills in front of EVERYONE! HAHA.

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	Is your relationship going well? Just before you pop the big question, here are a few tools you can use to ASSURE you have a good women on your hands. Walkie-Talkie Watch Straight out of Dick Tracy comes these Walkie-Talkie watches, but these comic-strip classics have been kicked up a notch. A backlit LCD helps the wearer keep time, while communication is voice-activated and works from up to 1.8 miles away. They’re such high-quality products that they were a regular wardrobe feature for the Norse warriors of the Norwegian Winter Olympic Team. Over 300 radio channels make sure sensitive information stays private. Get a pair of Walkie-Talkie watches for $59 each at IWantOneOfThose.com.
	The Computer Snooper It’s not enough to simply know who a person is while living among us in the real world, especially not when secrets are constantly exchanged in the virtual world of e-mail and instant messages. The Computer Snooper helps keep them honest, recording keystrokes and storing them secretly in the computer’s memory. The Computer Snooper is far from detectable by the untrained eye; it masquerades as a keyboard cable adapter so no one is the wiser. Get it from SpyWorld.com for $280.95.
	Rearview Mirror Camera Recorder A mobile DVR with a built-in 2.5-inch LCD activates once your car’s engine is turned on, and it records the audio and video of everything that goes on in front of you while you drive. Perfect for recording the license plates of special interest targets during a pursuit or having a record of a car accident when no witnesses are present. Plug it into your DC outlet and attach it to your existing rearview mirror, and your good to go. There’s even an auxiliary port for a rearview camera. Not only does the DVR reduce blind spots, it also records onto a removable memory card, which can be played back on any computer. Get your own at BrickHouseSecurity.com for $399.95

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Keeping TABS!

Putting in 3 months of work for a hottie that most dudes dream of railing is tough! If your new girl had any brain she would rock the Fox News Network as a broadcaster,BUT she doesn’t and now she’s yours. After all that work now you have her and you have been dating for over six months and things get complacent!

You’ve heard of the freshman five and sophomore 20! But beware of the Boyfriend 40!

Don let it happen to your girl. The reason!!!! She will gain weight and she’s no longer the chick you wanted and now she’s the chick you don’t know how to get rid of!

3 Tips to Keep Tabs without them knowing:

1. Make sure you get a gym membership for both of you and set a competition to go with her and DO IT!
2. Eat Healthy for yourself! Keeps you in shape “and” her without her know your calling your girlfriend fat.
3. Only eat out once a week!

This will assure that your girl doesn’t gain the Boyfriend 40!! Good luck!

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The rules of the corporate bathroom.  Some people think that professionals do not drink or have a good time, if this is what you think you must have your eyes closed. Your ever walk into a nice building use their bathroom and see all the stuff listed below ??

The essentials for any corporate bathroom are these;

The bathroom must consist of Mouth Wash and Disposable Toothbrush. These are for obvious reasons. You have a drink at lunch or 5 drinks you need to get the smell out. Also good for when you are hooking up with an ex that works close by, you really need to brush before you come home to your significant other.

Cologne, now they put cologne in here for the rookies.. For some reason if you don’t carry an extra bottle in your car on in your office you can always use a squirt of the cheap bathroom stuff to get the cocktail waitress perfume off you.

Tide pen. What’s this? This is a small pen that will help get those small little make up stains that you will get on your collar when you are fooling around with the hostess at your favorite lunch spot.

Now this is the most important thing that you can have. I know most will not have this, but the top professional companies will and have it for a reason.  A shower!! They think that you will work hard and need to shower to wake up, or that you come in early, WRONG!! This is the key when you are sleeping with your secretary and need to get the smell of dirty kinky sex off of you before you come home to your wife and kids..

Now the next time you re in an office building and they have these items laying out for you, take a second and think about what really goes on in this office!

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Here are 4 ways guys get to Vegas, without getting guilt from their girl..

1. Your Single, enough said.

2. You just popped the question to your girlfriend and gave her a FAT Diamond. She will say yes to anything for the next 7 days.

3. You and your girl are fighting and you find yourself in that gray area of together or not together. Time to head to Vegas!

4. Your Charlie Sheen. Just do what you want when you want and don’t give a Fu@k, we all have one of those guys in the group!

So when was the last time you went to Vegas, and what category did you fall under?

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To excel in the dating game it is important to be guided by the player and they don’t come much better than date doctor Alex Hitchens in short ‘Hitch’. So we took his word as a piece of gospel when he said that ‘With no guile and no game there is no girl’. These are few of the tips from his movie ‘Hitch’ to help you guys to see the forest through the sleaze.
Principle 1: No woman wakes up saying god I hope I don’t get swept off my feet today
No species after bacteria existed on the planet that doesn’t require admiration from the fellow species. Women are on the top of this ladder so not only they want it but also all of it. Did I say women are high on vanity chart (don’t tell your prospect this).
If she tell you that she is going through a very bad time or need personal space or Hitch personal favorite that I’m really into my career right now. What she really meant is get off me now or try harder stupid. Which one is it for you to decide? See The Rest

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The Daily Grind or a Walk down the Yellow Brick Road”

Are you cut out for it? Some men and women put on a show and say they ARE, but most are not!

Being single isn’t for everybody. Truthfully, it can be hard. Just like sports or work, sometimes it can be streaky. Try going through a hitting slump in baseball! It SUCKS! To think you once could hit any ball pitched to you and then all of a sudden you look like a 5 year old in little league. What about work. One month your closings deals left and right then all of a sudden you can’t even get a deal. This is identical to the single life, especially in southern California. One day you’re walking down the street and out of nowhere, you find 3 hot blondes for fun! With three dates lined up you’re certain to get action. Even if you don’t, chasing it is fun also! Then, it turns around. One day you couldn’t even pay for a girl to hang with you, and your back in the slump. When you’re in the slump try to remember its just short term. Being single is a lot of fun and well worth it. Just think of that next hot blonde that will be around the next turn, cause there’s always one waiting!

What is it YOU want?

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