A truly gratuitous and bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggest that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, ogling at women’s breasts is equivalent to an intense exercise regime that can help prolong the lifespan of a man by five years.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” says according to Dr. Weatherby.

The research was conducted over a five-year span on 200 healthy men. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

So next time you tell your girl your off to the gym head to the strip club -TheD

Popularity: 16% [?]

Going to Vegas in 2 weeks and you’re fat? We have the diet that will get you into Rehab feeling like a champ!

You never want to be the loser with a cut off shirt or a tank top at the pool area. They just look like losers and no chicks will jump on board. It’s better to have man boobs and accept your fatness than to cover it up!

Egg whites only have .06% of fat grams and only 17 calories per! Eat 5-7 for lunch and dinner for two weeks and have a protein shake in the mornings and in betweens meals. You can add veggies and turkey to the egg whites to mix it up. This alone will help you drop those extra few pounds you need. To get it really going you want to do cardio in the mornings before you eat anything. That will burn off what you have for dinner and start your day. It is also suggested that you burn 300% more fat in a morning workout then afternoon or night.

So hit the gym crash diet and feel more comfortable to take your shirt off and spit to girls. Cause what happen in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for Herpes, that will come back with you! See Rehab Pictures

Popularity: 3% [?]

The economic depression is hitting everyone out there! Unless your Snoop Dog or Little Wayne, money may be getting tight! And being single is sometimes more expensive than having a steady girlfriend., which makes keeping the bachelor pad up to par with high alcohol tends to add up. So here is a little tip to keep your drinks up to par with half the cost!
Step 1: Buy a Brita Water Filter. You can get them for a little as $20.00 online.

Step 2: Then hit up your local Costco and get best deal on the cheapest bottom shelf Vodka you can.

I think buy now you get the hint! Brita Water Filters are great and actually make tap water taste just like Evian out the bottle. Its the same with your Vodka. Use the Brita with the Vodka and it will filter the Vodka one additional time and out comes Kettle One! You get the cheap price with an expensive taste!

Trust me; if the DK can’t taste the difference, then a gal who is already half tossed when you get home for your night cap is trying it, you’re in the clear!

Popularity: 2% [?]

Ok, so this is a problem guys might run into once in a while or if your lucky a few times a week, depending on what your getting. You and your friends are going out for the night to let lose drink and see who you might meet. Well after having X amount of drinks and shots you find that right person, the one you have been waiting for all night. (more like the one that is giving you some type of attention.)  Well after using your best drunken game you get that girl to come home with you or you go to their place.

TheDkReport.com always recommends that you go to their place so you can make a smooth exit anytime you choose, plus they won’t know where you live!

After a crazy night of drunken wild sex with a stranger doing all types of positions that you can think of and let’s be honest guys, after some drinks we can last forever!!! It’s that passing out drunk or about to throw up that sometimes gets in the way.  Once done you finally pass out.

THE NEXT MORNING

Now this can sometimes be the awaked part. You both wake up smile and say something funny about last night. If you wake up and she is still hot like you remember, you try to sneak in a quick morning session before you have to give your excuse to leave right away. Once done with your morning quickie you let her know you had a great time but you need to get to work, if it’s Saturday a work meeting, or possibly a place where you volunteer at. Whatever lie that makes you sound good. Tell her that you should hang out again and you will call her next week, knowing deep down that you never will.  

 When things go horribly wrong, and you wake up to see your smokin hot perfect 10 but it turns out when you are sober she is not smokin hot and she went from a 10 to a 4. 

You don’t want to wake up and have another round, you just want to leave with what ever dignity you have left and leave FAST!! You keep your game face on as if she looks like the same person she did last night as you try not to throw up in your mouth about how she really looks. You start to think sh!t, did my buddies see me leave with her?? Where the hell am I? Who drove?

TheDkReport.com always insists that you keep a number to a taxi place safety stored in your phone for these situations.

If you are out her place you just say hey I hate to run so fast but I need to get to (Make up something) and be there in 40 min. She says she will take you let her know you just called a friend to pick you up, when you really called a taxi. Leave and never look back..

It gets even worse, you brought the 4 back to your place. You wake up with your fake smile look at the clock and say oh shit im late! Start moving franticly and grab clothes. This will make her think you have somewhere to be and she will start getting ready. Call a taxi so that they can pick her up, ask is she needs a ride and say its in the opposite direction you are going. If you live in an apartment complex walk her around it a few time so she cant remember what unit was yours.

This is another reason why you need a BAT PHONE,  you dont want all these one nighters to have your real contact info  and its an easy way to blow them off!!

Popularity: 14% [?]

Here are certain things all guys should keep in their car. You never know where the day or night might take you. A sudden call to go to a bar, a date, and even a quick road trip. Here are a few items that you should make sure you have ready.

Always keep a small bathroom bag that contains a toothbrush, tooth paste, deodorant and mouth wash. It’s not like these things take up a lot of space. You can keep them in your trunk or glove box. These are always good to have. If you’re out late drinking you might be borderline about driving. Brush your teeth and use the mouth wash. If you met a hot girls and your going to her place or yours use it!!!. Just getting off work and want to go out and not stop home then you can have fresh breath. The last thing a girl wants is for you to walk over and say hi, and your breath smells like ass.

Cologne you should always have. Keep it in your side door panel or gloves boxes you have. This will also help after drinking so you and your car won’t smell bad. Plus you always want to keep your self smelling fresh especially during the summer when its hot outside.

Jeans and a nice button shirt. Fold them as nice as you can, keep them in a small bag with the rest of your items or on their own. During summer time I would recommend keeping shorts also with you that will match the shirt. You never know where the night is going to take you or where you might end up in the morning.

Without keeping these items in your car this will limit you on having fun or cost you money constantly having to buy new things. So the next time a girl says come over to my place tonight or your friends say after work were getting in the car and rolling to Vegas your ready!

Popularity: 6% [?]

Buy her a DRINK!
Don’t use the offer as your icebreaker, which is like a canned pickup line that shows you supplicating to her. Instead, make the offer once she’s shown some interest. If you know the bartender and can trust him/her to be a good envoy, you could send your target a drink through the bartender, with the message that you would like her to come join you.

The DK twist: Boldly ask her to buy you a drink in a joking manner. “I’ve been sitting here wondering what a guy has to do to get a pretty girl to buy him a drink.” This is unexpected and funny, which makes it a better icebreaker.

What works also is bottle service! Women seem to flock to men who order bottles — it indicates money and you will take care of her. Plus, plus your not asking, your attracting her!!!

DKreport Success rate: 3 out of 5

Popularity: 3% [?]

How many girls have you asked out this summer? If you’re a normal guy, probably one thousand. So the real question is how many of them “actually” said yes? Chances are you received many different answers.

Most of the time when a girl responds to an invitation, you can figure it out. You’ll get something like, “I’ve been busy,” or “I can’t I’m washing my hair.” These obviously mean KEEP MOVING PAL. If she likes you, a response should be something like this… “ Sounds like fun, I’ll let you know when I’m free,” or “ I’m busy but you can come with me to where I’m going.”

Those are cut and dry, but sometimes you a get a gal that’s a pro! She probably digs you or thinks your cute, but wants to make you work for it and earn her time!Or She will say things that make you THINK you have her but she said no, and you don’t even k now it. You were .TURNED YOU DOWN NICELY! Bam! You have just been MEGGANED!
Keep Reading, You Know You Want To !

Popularity: 2% [?]

We have all been that guy that gets made fun of while driving around with your guys for being whooped! There are few simple rules that you can use to stay out of the spotlight and will also help you with your girl and more importantly being made fun of by your boys.

Attention is good, but too much keeps you less interesting and doesn’t keep them coming back! Follow these three rules and you’ll be fine.

1. Don’t ever answer the phone at the gym! If she can get you to answer at the gym, she knows she has you, and can get you anywhere. Plus you look like a duesche bag to everyone else talking to your girlfriend and not working out.

2. KEEP YOUR PLANS! If you’ve made plans with your buddies and already let your girl know, Do NOT whatsoever let her convince you to change them. Even its just playing basketball with the guys. If you do it once she will always try to do it. It also lets her know that you have a life besides being at her side. Plus flaking on friends makes you look like a P%$$y.

3. Out with the guys! Check in once before you leave and once before you go home! No need for a play by play with her all night! You don’t need to lie or hide things from your girl, (most of the times) but she is not your probation officer and remember your out to get a little space and have fun with the guys.

If your not sure what to do just think of one thing. What would the most interesting man in the world do??

Popularity: 9% [?]

Michael Jordan made it cool for black men and Bruce Willis paved the way for white guys. When it comes to style, hair is not only the main thing on your head, but also the main thing on your mind, especially when your hair begins to disappear. If you’re losing your hair, where do you turn for good advice? Unfortunately, most of the information out there is from companies trying to sell you quick-fix solutions. Find out when it’s your time to take it all off and how to embrace your baldness with these five steps.

1- Assess the fallout damage
Be a detective, like Kojak, and know what hair loss clues to look for and what they mean.

* Have other people started to mention that you’re losing your hair?
* Are you shocked by how thin your hair looks in recent photos?
* When you get out of the shower and look in the mirror, can you see more skin than hair on your head?
* Do you notice that the top of your head gets sunburned along with your nose?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you’re losing your hair.

2- Accept that your hair has to go
If you begin losing your hair in your 20s or 30s, it can be devastating. As with a terminal illness, you’ll move through five stages.

Denial: “That must be some other dude in the mirror. He doesn’t look like me. I’m younger.”
Anger: “Why is this happening to me, a nice guy? That jerk-off Jake in accounting still has a full mane.”
Bargaining: “Please God, just let me keep my hair. I promise never to cheat on my girlfriend again.”
Depression: “Life as I know it has ended. Game over, man. I’ll never get laid again.”
Acceptance: “Could be worse. I still have two arms and two legs, and that most important appendage.”

Realize that in life, hair is a privilege, not a right.

3- Don’t cover up balding hair
If you’re contemplating artificial means of hiding, enhancing or covering your baldness, you may want to think twice about it. You’ll pay in more ways than one. Hair plugs, where hair is harvested from the side and back of your head and transplanted to the top, are expensive, painful and can permanently scar. Toupees and hairpieces aren’t cheap either, and they’re high maintenance. Plus, do you really want a girl running her hands through your “hair,” only to discover it isn’t your hair? Talk about a libido killer.

4- Shave your head

Be like Michael Jordan: It’s time to play ball, so just do it. Prepare yourself for the looks of amazement you’ll get from your girlfriend, family and friends. But you’ll be surprised by how many people genuinely compliment your new ‘do. Start with electric shears like the barber uses. Once you’ve sheared the heavy stuff, it’s time to close the deal. Lather up with shaving gel, which offers a closer, smoother shave than shaving cream. Use whichever razor brand you regularly buy for the best shaving results. Start at the top and shave down with the grain.

Watch what you’re doing in the back with a small hand mirror. Shaving your dome only takes a few minutes and you don’t need to do it every day (two to three times a week is sufficient). Keep in mind that growing a goatee or a beard can make you look like you’re compensating for your head. You’ll just appear insecure with your new look.

5- Maintain proper upkeep

From here on in, treat your head like your face. Just think of all the money you’ll save on haircuts and shampoo. Wash regularly with moisturizing soap (with aloe), instead of a harsh deodorant soap that can dry out the skin on your head. You’ll want to buy a quality color-free and fragrance-free moisturizer to apply after every wash. Make sure it’s noncomedogenic, which means it won’t clog pores. For the summer, find a moisturizer with an SPF of at least 15 to avoid sunburn on your head. Don’t forget you’ll need a warm hat in cold weather to maintain your body heat.

(Askmen.com)

Popularity: 8% [?]

Trade In Material?
Take a look at this pic! Botox Yes or No? TheDK Report definitely says “ HELL YA!” Terri Hatcher is old, but not THAT old! Look at her, she looks like my grandma I was forced to kiss goodbye when I was five! Don’t ever date them long enough to let them look like this! If you get married, sorry bud but your done!
Make sure you stick to the TheDKreport trademark! Identify if they are TRADE IN MATERIAL! To make it short, girls get worse as they get older. Wrinkles, freshman 20 pounds, and bags under their eyes. Us guys get more attractive and distinguished. Just compare, Terry Hatcher at 45, Cameron Diaz is not what she looked like on the Mask. Now Clooney is 4 years older than Terry and 11 years older than Cameron. Every girl thinks Clooney’s a stud and Terry…. I wouldn’t turn my head if she was walking down the street.
So, when out on the prowl make sure you check id! Two reasons, you don’t want them to be under 18 and go to jail as a pervert and if there nearing 26, its almost time to trade her in!
TheDKreport TIP: Let a girl know that they are close to be traded in for a 21 year old. It breaks them down and subconsciously makes them try to chase you at their old age! Works every time!

Popularity: 13% [?]