Saturday, September 4, 2010

Maxim Hot 100

Posted by The D On May - 18 - 2010

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Every year, Maxim releases their Hot 100 list of the world’s most beautiful women. This year, topping the list over the likes of Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Rihanna, and others, was none other than pop act, Katy Perry.

Why? The mag’s editor says it’s Perry’s “supernova moment.”

“It’s that feeling you get when you suddenly realize that the smartest, funniest, coolest girl you know also happens to the best looking and a pretty good skateboarder too,” Maxim editor-in-chief, Joe Levy, told ABC News. “All of a sudden, your crush goes supernova, and this is Katy’s supernova moment.”

Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue cover girl (and tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife) Brooklyn Decker came in a close second to Katy, with big screen beauty Zoe Saldana placing third – a sizeable jump from her #29 ranking last year.

“To be perfectly honest, ‘Avatar’ is awesome – but she’s Uhura,” Levy added, referencing her “Star Trek” character. “Let’s not forget – we’re nerds. So you know, sexy ‘Star Trek’? Need I say more?”

“Gossip Girl” Blake Lively finished fourth, with Megan Fox fifth and Rihanna, Elisabetta Canalis, Olivia Munn, Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller rounding out the top 10, respectively.

Other notable names on this year’s list include Scarlett Johansson (14), last year’s top choice Olivia Wilde (20), “Twilight Saga” beauty Ashley Greene (29), country cutie Taylor Swift (31), Angelina Jolie (38), “Modern Family” stunner Sofia Vergara (47), Britney Spears (54), ESPN and “Dancing” bombshell Erin Andrews (58) and Chelsea Handler (87).

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The Dk Report College Cutie:Like totally!!

Posted by The D On December - 28 - 2009

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The Dk Report College Cutie: Love OU

Posted by The D On December - 28 - 2009

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Kate Beckinsale

Posted by The D On December - 16 - 2009

Lil Wayne to Jail

Posted by The D On December - 15 - 2009

 

lil-wayne-1-253x345Lil Wayne heads to jail in February in his New York gun case, just days after his next album comes out.

 

The rap star’s sentencing date is Feb. 9, set in a Manhattan state court Tuesday. The Grammy winner said nothing during his brief court appearance.

 

The New Orleans native pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. The charge stemmed from a 2007 traffic stop of his tour bus. His plea deal calls for a year in jail.

 

It was part of a plea deal, where the rapper would receive one year in jail, instead of a minimum 3 1/2 years that the charge usually carries.

 

Cash Money Records co-founder Birdman announced on his Twitter account last week that Lil Wayne’s next album, “Rebirth,” is due for release Feb. 1. (baltimoresun.com)

UFC 107 Medical Suspensions

Posted by The D On December - 15 - 2009

 

sakmongkol9The full list of suspensions include:

  • Diego Sanchez: Suspended 60 days with no contact for 60 days and must undergo a CT scan and be cleared by a doctor
  • Frank Mir: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
  • Cheick Kongo: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons 
  • Jon Fitch: Suspended 60 days with no contact for 60 days for precautionary reasons but can be cleared early by a doctor
  • Kenny Florian: Suspended 60 days with no contact for 45 days due to a cut but can be cleared early by a doctor
  • Clay Guida: Suspended 180 days with no contact for 180 days due to a possible eye injury but can be cleared early by an ophthalmologist; regardless, suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons unless cleared early by a doctor
  • Paul Buentello: Suspended indefinitely until ribs X-rayed and cleared by a doctor; regardless, suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons
  • Alan Belcher: Suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons
  • Wilson Gouveia: Suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons; can be cleared early by a doctor
  • Matt Wiman: Suspended 180 days with no contact for 180 days due to a possible right injury but can be X-rayed and cleared early by a doctor; regardless, suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons
  • Shane Nelson: Suspended 14 days with no contact for 14 days due to a cut but can be cleared early by a doctor
  • Johny Hendricks: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
  • Ricardo Funch: Suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons but can be cleared early by a doctor
  • Rousimar Palhares: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
  • Lucio Linhares: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
  • DaMarques Johnson: Suspended three days with no contact for three days for precautionary reasons
  • Edgar Garcia: Suspended 30 days with no contact for 21 days for precautionary reasons but can be cleared early by a doctor
  • Kevin Burns: Suspended 45 days with no contact for 30 days for precautionary reasons

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Posted by The D On December - 14 - 2009

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The Next Morning

Posted by The Ghost On December - 14 - 2009

 

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Ok, so this is a problem guys might run into once in a while or if your lucky a few times a week, depending on what your getting. You and your friends are going out for the night to let lose drink and see who you might meet. Well after having X amount of drinks and shots you find that right person, the one you have been waiting for all night. (more like the one that is giving you some type of attention.)  Well after using your best drunken game you get that girl to come home with you or you go to their place.

 

TheDkReport.com always recommends that you go to their place so you can make a smooth exit anytime you choose, plus they won’t know where you live!

 

 

After a crazy night of drunken wild sex with a stranger doing all types of positions that you can think of and let’s be honest guys, after some drinks we can last forever!!! It’s that passing out drunk or about to throw up that sometimes gets in the wayOnce done you finally pass out.

 

 

THE NEXT MORNING

 

Now this can sometimes be the awaked part. You both wake up smile and say something funny about last night. If you wake up and she is still hot like you remember, you try to sneak in a quick morning session before you have to give your excuse to leave right away. Once done with your morning quickie you let her know you had a great time but you need to get to work, if it’s Saturday a work meeting, or possibly a place where you volunteer at. Whatever lie that makes you sound good. Tell her that you should hang out again and you will call her next week, knowing deep down that you never will.  

 When things go horribly wrong, and you wake up to see your smokin hot perfect 10 but it turns out when you are sober she is not smokin hot and she went from a 10 to a 4. 

 

You don’t want to wake up and have another round, you just want to leave with what ever dignity you have left and leave FAST!! You keep your game face on as if she looks like the same person she did last night as you try not to throw up in your mouth about how she really looks. You start to think sh!t, did my buddies see me leave with her?? Where the hell am I? Who drove?

 

TheDkReport.com always insists that you keep a number to a taxi place safety stored in your phone for these situations.

 

If you are out her place you just say hey I hate to run so fast but I need to get to (Make up something) and be there in 40 min. She says she will take you let her know you just called a friend to pick you up, when you really called a taxi. Leave and never look back..

 

It gets even worse, you brought the 4 back to your place. You wake up with your fake smile look at the clock and say oh shit im late! Start moving franticly and grab clothes. This will make her think you have somewhere to be and she will start getting ready. Call a taxi so that they can pick her up, ask is she needs a ride and say its in the opposite direction you are going. If you live in an apartment complex walk her around it a few time so she cant remember what unit was yours.

 

This is another reason why you need a BAT PHONE,  you dont want all these one nighters to have your real contact info  and its an easy way to blow them off!!

Tarantino Death Scenes

Posted by The D On December - 14 - 2009

How2 Hotties: Shooting Guns

Posted by The D On December - 13 - 2009